pizza:

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

yeah thats right, all you need is me

(via the-unspoken-reality)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(Source: rainbow-gatekeeper, via beccaishungry)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via poetic)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via castlecarterson)

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

(via castlecarterson)

ckings:

I DID THIS TOO OMFG