"I’m not afraid of dying. Pieces of me die all the time."

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via thisparadiseishell)

mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

(Source: mausspacearchive, via thisparadiseishell)

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

(Source: australianprostitute, via joshpeck)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via thisparadiseishell)

svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

(Source: toyota, via thisparadiseishell)

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

(via thisparadiseishell)

laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

(via ismellsexandcandies)

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!