misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes
ronaldkn0x:


one day i was cleaning my car and my dog bree just sat in the back making this face the whole time

Oh my god
foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.
"No girl wants to hear about your “other girls”"
  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
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insight-jd:

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"No, fuck you. I was worth it."
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via missinyouiskillingme)

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"Please waste your time on me."
Six Word Story (via bl-ossomed)

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